Seat up or seat down has got to be one of the most ridiculous arguments I have ever had the misfortune to hear.
 Women believe it’s the sole responsibility of the male to provide a non look before you leap environment to expel waste.
 Succulently, I think that a woman plunging ass first into a cold bowl of water is the only thing I would like to picture taking place in there.
Males are equally stupid for taking part in such a fruitless debate, with only their sword in hand as a weapon.
 I can not understand such argue mental behavior, and I hope it will stay that way, for I would be just as fucking stupid if I did!
 I would like to stuff all you assholes in there, flush, close the lid, and be done listening to all of your pointless debates.
 Just close the lid. Then it’s the responsibility of each waste expeller to customize their environment.
 Face it, both sexes are going to have to touch the damn toilet seat.
Now knowing this, try shutting the fuck up, and have a nice day!