You poor thing, Life has gotten the better of you?
Your oh so superior intellect can’t figure out how to make all the bad things go away?
Nothing you do seems to turn out the way you hoped,
Your search for things to make you happy continues to come up empty and dry.
So you think the only way to make it better is to die?
You are absolutely correct! That is exactly what you need to do to fix your problem!
You should not have been allowed to live at all!
You spend your days spewing negativity, proving to all how worthless you are.
I agree with the great anti-virus F. Zappa, “go on get it over with then”.
You truly are a chump, In a class by yourself. To cowardly to exist, What a pussy!
You are far to cowardly to die as well,
You would rather woe is me everyone you come in contact with, instead of expiring.
Don’t just talk about it, Be about it!
Your choice is simple, find joy in murdering this planet like the rest of your kind,
Or off yourself with style and dignity!
You can slam some hydrochloric acid, Power suck a shotgun, even leap from a bridge.
Try empty hand fighting a Great White.
You can use electricity, that’s always been a cool tale to tell for others down the line.
Don’t be the story of this sissy I used to know.
Your fellow humans do not want to hear your pussified complaints of unhappiness.
Stop fucking around with fairy wrist cuts,
You can use this opportunity to finally do something right for once in your life,
Fertilize this planet as quick as you can!
Your family and friend would also appreciate a horrific story to tell anyone who asks.
If you can’t fix you , nobody else will.
You won’t be missed, nor will your lack of making the best out of what you have.
The choice is yours and only yours alone.
Now you gutless yellow piece of shit, step up and decide, deal with it or die!
Good luck and have a nice day!
A.V.