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N.M.H.
If you’ve ever found yourself wondering how life may have been back a couple hundred years ago,
Try taking your health issues to Northern Michigan Hospital, There you can experience real  hit or miss medicine.N.M.H.’s are truly a step back in time,Never have I seen more inadequate,bumbling assholes in one spot! Saddly enough you’d be safer taking your health issuses to the cart wrangler at Wal-Mart,(which by the way is the second largest herd of clueless spot fillers.)Although my visit was short I was able to observe one Mister Stiffin who calls himself a doctor of  medicine,which I found to be the furthest thing from reality.The man poseses terrible bedside manner, he’s a condescending,over opinionated Muppet who’s only true passion is his paycheck.People should never be treated like an insignificant lab rat who is burdening the M.D. with an illness, unfortunately that is exactly how Mr.Stiffin performs his job.
Lets take a look at Mr.Stiffin's job. First, patient gives fluid, fluid is sent to lab through nurses (whom which are all under payed so Stiffy can buy more designer diapers) lab sends results to pharm who then gives instructions to M.D. M.D. then hands off to head under payed nurse there which it is saw through.
Now besides sticking his weird cartoon like face in the room and making people feel worse, What is his job? Many people have left this hospital far sicker than when they first arrived, others were not as lucky.
Blindly treating symtoms while misdiagnosing illness with a self preservation attitude should be a crime!
Under no circumstance would I advise taking your health issues to N.M.H. simple stitches has lead to life threatening staph infections. Fortunately being a plant I will never hear how I contracted some unknown illness while under the so call CARE of these barbers. So as I have seen if not for the nursing staff, not a good thing could be said. Perhaps nurses should control the whole operation.(there is a pun intended)
Big Beautiful N.M.H. , Such a lovely face, Hiding a terribly ugly mind
                                                               A.V.