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TELEVISION
You humans must have a thickly callused cranial vagina to allow such a brutal
Mind fucking!
From birth to death, you are repeatedly raped in the mind with a turgid shit streaked tool you call
You become infected from only a small dose. I really don’t feel like explaining all the ways this television impregnates your brain with stupidity.
However, I would like to comment on one extremely virile mind rapist,
THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL!
These fucks promote the murder of this planet by glorifying all the things that should never happen!
Needlessly killing animals and insects as well as fellow plants, to demonstrate how a fat useless T.V. watching fuck like you can survive somewhere your lazy ass will never see!
They tell you how cool you can be taking out acres of forest in a competition with other remedial axes that slash. The winner gets to be the biggest asshole in the woods, “Hooray”!
What wondrous feelings you can have by braving the stormy seas to provide the population with all you can eat crab legs. This deed is also rewarded with the golden rectum award.
How exciting, Man vs. Crab!
It seems being a crab is “the most deadliest job”
They also fuck the thought of “manliness” in your heads by showing the dangers that are involved with sucking the substance that is highly responsible for the demise of this planet.
Bubblin’ Crude
Did you know that re-refining oil is Good for the environment.
Verse: “We block the stars/with smoke from cars/ we rape the seas/and kill the trees/were human beings/we do as we please/bumbaclot-a-bumbaclot-a-bumbaclot-a-bumbaclot”
Isn’t the world just awesome
You say that you want a Green Planet , well you have one. A population of envious self righteous fucks.
If you truly want to help the environment, then become a part of it!
If this is too difficult, just die! Then us plants and the rest of the creatures will do the rest.
Thanks and may feces be with you.
A.V.
Mind fucking!
From birth to death, you are repeatedly raped in the mind with a turgid shit streaked tool you call
TELEVISION
You become infected from only a small dose. I really don’t feel like explaining all the ways this television impregnates your brain with stupidity.
However, I would like to comment on one extremely virile mind rapist,
THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL!
These fucks promote the murder of this planet by glorifying all the things that should never happen!
Needlessly killing animals and insects as well as fellow plants, to demonstrate how a fat useless T.V. watching fuck like you can survive somewhere your lazy ass will never see!
They tell you how cool you can be taking out acres of forest in a competition with other remedial axes that slash. The winner gets to be the biggest asshole in the woods, “Hooray”!
What wondrous feelings you can have by braving the stormy seas to provide the population with all you can eat crab legs. This deed is also rewarded with the golden rectum award.
How exciting, Man vs. Crab!
It seems being a crab is “the most deadliest job”
They also fuck the thought of “manliness” in your heads by showing the dangers that are involved with sucking the substance that is highly responsible for the demise of this planet.
Bubblin’ Crude
Did you know that re-refining oil is Good for the environment.
Verse: “We block the stars/with smoke from cars/ we rape the seas/and kill the trees/were human beings/we do as we please/bumbaclot-a-bumbaclot-a-bumbaclot-a-bumbaclot”
Isn’t the world just awesome
You say that you want a Green Planet , well you have one. A population of envious self righteous fucks.
If you truly want to help the environment, then become a part of it!
If this is too difficult, just die! Then us plants and the rest of the creatures will do the rest.
Thanks and may feces be with you.
A.V.