INSURANCE

I have noticed that you humans being oh so superior PAY a great deal of attention to a thing you call insurance. I’ve watched as you scramble about trying to acquire substantial amounts of tree shavings to trade for an emergency that may never happen. Millions of shavings are collected and given to others
Who are crafty enough to have you  gather for them, pretty smart for a non intelligent life form.
I would like to know what happens to all the shavings when there is no emergency. Do you get it all back?
How about all the laws that are passed to help create a safer herd? Lets look at one highly intelligent law,
Seatbelts. It is required that in order for you to move around in a device created to make getting from point A to point B less strenuous  one must be strapped in and secure, And if you do not comply it could cost you a great deal of your shavings. I have to ask , how many of you humans have been catapulted from a vehicle causing great public damage? Has there been too many of you flung into a crowd killing unsuspecting gatherers? I over heard two humans discussing INSURANCE, one said that these laws, if set in place, would lower the amount of just in case shavings needed to be compliant; The other human answered with “at least that’s what we’ll tell them”. The thing I find funny is that all you highly evolved rulers of this planet follow like good sheeple some of the most ridiculous LAWS I’ve ever heard!.
I think you should be allowed to march your fuck’n cattle down the street any time you want.
                                                                                                                               
                                                                    A.V.